I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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