I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So many bounce houses so little time
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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