glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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