so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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