come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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