Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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