Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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