Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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