I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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