so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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