Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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