She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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