i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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