I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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