My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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