i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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