I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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