Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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