She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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