Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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