You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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