Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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