I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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