In the future we'll all be gay
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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