You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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