think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
