my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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