Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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