He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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