Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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