worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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