Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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