oh god the rape fog is back!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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