How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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