i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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