i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You did what with his pubic hair?
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