Dual....:-)
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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