New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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