I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
