oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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