I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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