One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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