? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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