quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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