We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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