I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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