i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Randomize