You really coming over, don't trick.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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