I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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