Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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