he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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