Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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