This girl is more easily done than said...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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