summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Randomize